Entri keyakinan diri bekurang

Em.

Takut ah.

Baibai.

I have to count using my toes too. I am so like Shin Chan.

Salaam Alaik

To teach a kid requires a huge amount of patience.

and I doubt I can be a kindergaten teacher or elementary school teacher.

Haih ....

Hi. I am Haziq. This was me in 2004. I used to be cute like this but recently I am becoming very ngada-ngada. I am not at fault, am I? You know, kids will be kids.

You are a light bulb, says Dad.

And sometimes, we can never agree to say that you are not.

Salaam Alaik

Hari ini Enam Julai. Hari ini hari jadi dia. Hari ini dia sudah mencapai umur dua puluh satu tahun. Dah boleh mengundi dah. Kahwin pun boleh dah. Yelah, Ayah dulu-dulu kahwin umur dua puluh dua. Setahun je lagi. Cun sangatlah tu. Tahun depan, dia akan tamatkan pembelajaran di negara asing. Ala.. takkan tak tahu, negara asing yang dahulunya menjadi tempat banduan-banduan dicampakkan. Entah kenapa ramai orang bangga dan mengaku ada saudara bermastautin di sana. Haha. Bunyi jeles di situ.

Entah macam mana keadaan dia agaknya. Kata dia, badan semakin sihat. Tak.. tak.. bukan sihat yang mengembang ke kiri dan ke kanan tu tapi sihat dengan menambah jisim otot-otot. Baguslah tu. Kalau tak, sia-sia pakej percuma yang ditanggung pihak universiti.

Entah bila kita boleh jumpa. Tak lama dah tinggal di Malaysia ni. Beberapa hari je lagi. Nanti akan pergi ke tanah asing juga tapi warna kulit dan cuaca di sana mungkin tak beberapa asing. Haha. Hish. Bunyi seperti racist pula. Tapi tahun depan, dia mungkin akan berkerja dan bergaji. Maka, bolehlah datang melawat.

Jadi, hari ini hari istimewa dia. Yelah, bukan hari-hari kita dapat sambut hari kelahiran diri sendiri. Agaknya tahun ni dapat hadiah apa pulak ye? Nak tahu apa yang dia dapat dari saya? Nak? Nak?

Mengikut jawapan standard dari bapa kami, KASIH SAYANG. Jadi, ambillah kasih sayang ni.

Kata dia, Inilah pose seorang model handalan di hadapan kamera.

*berangan*

Yo sis, if you are reading, know that I love you to bits. No hard feelings eh? Hehehehehehe. Happy birthday, love!

Ajakan ikhlas

Hey semua.

Marilah kita bersama-sama main The Sims 3.

Hohe.

Uwah..dah julai dah!! cepatlah 10hb.

Salaam Alaik

Amidst the hype of fighting against the virus H1N1, Malaysia is also currently fighting against the spread of dengue fever. Being a good citizen, I am including myself in this fight. Fightoooo-OH!

Ceh tipu..tipu.

Usually, when I was alone in the house, I tend to ignore the outside world which means anyone ringing the bell will be completely ignored especially those that I do not even know. Siapa kau? will be the instant question popping inside my head when the bell rings. A peek behind the curtain, and No, I do not know you. and pedulilah apa jadi kat luar tuh. A very considerate person eh?

Anyway, I did it when this pakcik with a clipboard rang the bell and apparently, he was quite a persistent man. Taperlah pacik, go go.. go somewhere else. Tralalala.. He gave up finally.

But then my brother came back and scream, Acik..acik.. orang tu nak sembur .. Keluar.. keluar!.

Ceh adik, masuklah. Kita buat tak nampak. *walhal bunyi mesin sembur sangatlah kuat. And he ignored me, joined his group of friends and in bliss when he saw the house was covered with white thick smoke. Yep, I gave up and let they do whatever they want. Semburlah banyak mana korang nak. Semburlah.

Nasib baik Bibik Rom datang esok. Takyah fikir nak mop lantai. Miahahahahahaha...

To all mosquitoes in the house, DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!

p/s: Pergh.. adik tengok drama melayu dengan skrip yang berbunyi, "Tidak Karim. Saya sudah tidak sayang pada awak lagi." Pergh...

p/p/s: I got my copy of The Sims 3 today. You just made my day.

I laff mai skul en kalejes

Salaam Alaik

I still do not understand why people love to degrade the place they have spent or will spend most of their lives in.

Like your school?

Like your college?

Like your university maybe? *ok ok..ini adalah post untuk persiapan mental serta usaha menenangkan diri dengan fakta akan memulakan alam universiti dalam sebulan ++ lagi, Insya Allah.siswazah alert..bip bip.

Ok maybe an exception for working place but heck do we ever hear people complaining about offices macam atap bocor ke? Office buruk ke? Like tak pernah kan? Usually it must be about the colleagues, minah ni pakai baju singkat nampak buttcrack bla bla bla..pakcik ni scandal dengan secretary ni bla bla bla. Bini dia department sebelah je bla bla.. though I doubt these are going to be the topics waktu lunch break since I myself never worked in an office with gossiping ladies.

But anyway, why eh?

I came across a blog whereby a kid (let us not disclose the gender of this being) simply naming the college that the kid is going to, as Kolej dotdotdotdotdotbabih1n1khinzir*mana-manalah sesuai

Lumrah untuk kita rasa tak puas hati. Setiap hari mesti adalah yang kurang punya. Adik ni tak mahu dengar cakap. Pergi main tak mahu balik-balik. Kerja rumah tak siap. Mandi sangat sekejap buat orang ragu-ragu mandi ke tidak budak ni? Nak buat gulai budak je rasa. Nasib baik tak hebat memasak.

Tapi......

Tak baik weh, panggil tempat nak belajar macam tu. Kita orang Islam. Kita ada adab. Even orang bukan Islam pun tak panggil tempat belajar macam tu. Kadang-kadang, orang bukan Islam laagi hormat pada tempat belajar. Apa susah dik, 2 tahun je duduk situ. 2 tahun kelip-kelip mata je. 2 tahun belajar, 2 tahun gelak-gelak, 2 tahun dapat kawan baru. 2 tahun ada macam-macam aktiviti buat. 2 tahun. Sekejap je. Kolej tu best. Percayalah. Kalau dapat KTT bagaimana reaksi manusia ni tah? Apa perkataan pulak yang akan ditukar? Kolej apa pulak namanya nanti? Kat kolej sekarang, dah tahu dah arahnya, ke tempat membangun lagi berteknologi tinggi juga. Rejoice the fact. Kalau menuju ke India macam mana?

I felt both happy and sad at the same time.

Terima je lah kenyataan. Some people got better college than you. Some people got apartments to live and you don't. Some people got TV in their apartments and you don't. Some people got washing machine but you got a laundry service. Some people got airconditioned room but you got a measly standing fan. Some people got to live by their own rules but you have to live with rules set by others. You just have to accept it and later you will see, college life was amazing and yes, you wish you could turn back time despite all those things.

You knew Allah knew what's best for us, right?

p/s: A friend told me during the slideshow of pre-departure briefing and while showing the photo of our future universities, " For the first time I think, KTT is much better."

I got nothing better to do.

Salaam Alaik

Seriously, I was cracking up when I heard this. Mari- mari. Dengar part yang hujung *3:39 is a must, OK!

Oh yeah, my sister graduated today and Mum and Dad will surely be very proud by now watching their eldest girl with the scroll and the robe. Way to go, sis! I dedicate this Laughing Song to you just to show how happy I am.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.. Haaaaa~*in Florence Foster Jenkinses' way.

Ta